theadventuresofpam:

swaggydinosaur:

completelystumped:

oreoofficial:

when the titles of songs arent said in the actual song i get uncomfortable

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ive become so used to this that i get uncomfortable when the song title is said in the song

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Q
Hello, I don't know if you've received a similar message before, but I was wondering about how Trolls are financed. Since they obviously can't work for their livings (especially when they're just infants, and up until college age really) are their guardians given a set amount from a government system set up to provide for the expenses of young trolls? Does a trolls blood pigment determine how much money they receive? I'm just really curious about it.
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realmenweartights:

pshikel:

realmenweartights:

We’ve mentioned before that young trolls are given a government stipend up until a certain age, and then they’re expected to start earning their own money. Karkat, for example, takes jobs in the summer (we’ll reveal what kind eventually). It’s a requirement that all trolls be assigned a financial adviser in their mid to late teens in order to assist in getting things figured out and squared away. Trolls are also expected to at least partially pay back some of that stipend (in the form of a slightly increased income tax), which the finance officer can help manage so that it’s not an undue burden.
And no, blood color has nothing to do with it.

-Sgt.

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Job revealed. 

I. I. This is a thing of glory. Just look at him. Look how much he despises every moment and aspect of what he is doing. Look at that goddamn hat. Let it be known far and wide that I have a huge love for pshikel's perfect art style and have for a good long while (their John ask blog is magnificent). Sgt promptly was killed due to the perfect hilarity of this gif. I may have to follow suit. Everything is perfect and nothing hurts.

-BR


meruz:

canon

meruz:

canon

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echalegalleta:

littleoutsider:

WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT 

mAYOR STUBBS

 ”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”

and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass

A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people

“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”

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gallifrey-feels:

runandhideinanothermind:

revisitnormal:

ramirezbundydahmer:

Famous Last Words:


Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. - Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.
I can’t sleep. - J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. - Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
I live! - Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.
Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me. - Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
I am perplexed. Satan Get Out. - Aleister Crowley – famous occultist.
Now why did I do that? - General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.
 Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! - James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution
Bugger Bognor. - King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.
It’s stopped. - Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse
LSD, 100 micrograms I.M. - Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.
You have won, O Galilean. - Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.
No, you certainly can’t. - John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.
I feel ill. Call the doctors. - Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)
Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here. - Nostradamus
Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around! - Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.
Put out the bloody cigarette!! - Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.
Please don’t let me fall. - Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.
Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.



No, but you forgot the best one
Either this wallpaper goes, or I do- Oscar Wilde, dying in an unfortunately papered hotel room

Oh my, Voltaire. I laughed at that one, too.

Nostradamus oh my god

gallifrey-feels:

runandhideinanothermind:

revisitnormal:

ramirezbundydahmer:

Famous Last Words:

  • Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. - Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.
  • I can’t sleep. - J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
  • I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
  • I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. - Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
  • I live! - Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.
  • Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me. - Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
  • I am perplexed. Satan Get Out. - Aleister Crowley – famous occultist.
  • Now why did I do that? - General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.
  •  Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! - James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution
  • Bugger Bognor. - King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.
  • It’s stopped. - Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse
  • LSD, 100 micrograms I.M. - Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.
  • You have won, O Galilean. - Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.
  • No, you certainly can’t. - John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.
  • I feel ill. Call the doctors. - Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)
  • Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here. - Nostradamus
  • Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around! - Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.
  • Put out the bloody cigarette!! - Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.
  • Please don’t let me fall. - Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.
  • Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.

No, but you forgot the best one

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do- Oscar Wilde, dying in an unfortunately papered hotel room

Oh my, Voltaire. I laughed at that one, too.

Nostradamus oh my god

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a majestic stealthy cold blooded killer

I don’t know how to tiger. 

a majestic stealthy cold blooded killer

I don’t know how to tiger. 

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zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Scorpio is the kind of friend who…..

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Scorpio is the kind of friend who…..


crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

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zodiacsociety:

Aquarius and how you drive people nuts

zodiacsociety:

Aquarius and how you drive people nuts


exordium:

My Gatsby prom proposal….she said yes, of course.

exordium:

My Gatsby prom proposal….she said yes, of course.

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ayamaakuna:

[That one’s dangerou—]

[ I KNOW.]

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hedgeh0gsdilemma:

transparent Hitachiin twins

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needlekind:

important character development questions

  • under what circumstances do they lick a thing to claim it as their own
  • what are their feelings, hypothetical or otherwise, regarding the High School Musical series
  • whose face(s) would they draw dicks on in sharpie if they saw them passed out on a couch at a party
  • what would their reaction be to seeing Frozen in theaters and witnessing Hans doing the douchebag thing
  • i dunno where to go from here; i made this post solely for the HSM one

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